Seeing things I didn't notice as a kid, and it just makes it even better.

Unironic "Yandere Dev" fans when they find out their shitty Unity game will never be finished:

Sometimes the Lord yeeteth,

and sometimes the Lord yoinketh away;

but ya boy will have his comeback,

so prepare for the approaching day.

Meanwhile I'm just here wanting a simple life with a hubby.

How is it that I am a natural baritone learning how to sing higher octaves, but I also have a naturally high voice and am learning how to do more mature voices?

"Hey, cutie!"

Me:

"Oh my god! Your music is amazing!"

Me again:

how many of you would join it?

(I would essentially upload my WIPs and other such things there for possible feedback)

Them: "Where do see yourself in five years?"

Me: "Hopefully seeing my music being used alongside that guy playing the flaming piano on a beach, and posted spontaneously by someone I've never spoken to on the internet."

Them "...What?"

If you're genuinely worried about being a bad person, you're already better than most people.

If you self-identify as a "Sigma", you're not a Sigma.

They don't have time to brag about it; they're too busy being one.